Weekly Fun: A Billionaire Squirrel, Diamond Teeth, and Men’s Rules

Every week, our editorial team dugs up the funniest and the most ridiculous bits of news and prepares a compilation of life stories and situations, chucklesome videos, amusing texts, memes, and a variety of jokes and wisecracks to make you grin from ear to ear. Reading our selection of Weekly Fun stuff without a doubt equals having a whale of a time.

1. A little squirrel got the hang of coming home to a man and exchange dry seed for nuts, and it seems like soon we’ll see it in a Forbes list

We are used to thinking that every major fortune is based on crime. But a regular working-class little squirrel is not capable of committing a crime. It makes its future millions not with a bat, raiding, or privatization, but with its quick wit and a little bit with its tiny paws.

The squirrel certainly knows its path to the success of a future billionaire. The fluffy businessman enters the office of its business partner, a person, through the window, and it has an interesting offer. This fluffy baby always brings dry seeds to exchange them for a couple of nuts.

Soon, it will concentrate the largest walnut deposits in its paws. Of course, only if the squirrel will not burn out, will not be crushed by competitors, or won’t eat all the earned nuts itself.

For the record: there are loads of squirrels in America. Once upon a time, my friends decided to feed some of them with peanuts. One of the squirrels ate a nut and ran away, but in a couple of minutes, an army of squirrels arrived. By the way, they all are fat and aggressive there.

2. A tiny bit about the sense of humor of a multimillionaire

On the embankment of Nice, there’s a famous hotel called Negresco. Celebrities often stay at this old and expensive hotel with a history. Usually, when a limousine is served at the door, a crowd of tourists walking along the embankment begins to gather, hoping to see some celebrity.

Once my friends and I were on holiday in Nice. We were walking along that same embankment when we saw a limousine parked at the door of the hotel. A man was standing next to it on the stairs. It was an elegant and gorgeous Italian man who looked like he was right off the cover of a magazine: a tan, a stylish haircut, an expensive suit, a golden ring. It was evident that he was some kind of celebrity. Of course, different tourists began to gather there to find out who that was. Some said that he was a famous Italian football player, while some said that he was an actor.

At first, the Italian man did not pay any attention to those who gathered, but when people started taking pictures of him, he was so kind as to turn his head and smile in a friendly way. At that moment, everyone saw that he had a diamond embedded in his front upper tooth! Everyone buzzed even more, people started waving at him, and some woman even asked to take a picture with him. He did not refuse, it’s the opposite – he smiled, hugged her, and then a photo was taken. After that, everyone rushed to the Italian: they shook his hands, took pictures with him and his limousine, asked him for an autograph. Some girl named Stella tried her best to introduce herself to him.

After a while, a fat, bald man in washed jeans came out of the hotel, attracted by all this fuss. Having looked at all this, he went back to the hotel, took an “on-duty” basket with flowers, and, smiling, handed it to the Italian man. It touched him a lot, and the Italian even seemed confused. Then he gave this basket of flowers to Stella. Everyone applauded.

After that, the fat man smiled and asked the celebrity Italian, “Are you finished?” The Italian replied, “Yes, boss, sorry for the delay!” and rushed to open the backdoor of the car. The bald man calmly sat in the car while the Italian man closed the door, took a look around everyone one more time, said, “Bye,” blew the blond a kiss, sat in the driver’s seat, and drove away.

At first, there was silence, but then everyone burst out laughing. Stella blushed, then threw the basket away, and proudly left.

An elegant Italian was just a driver, and the fat one was the VIP. Some people later told that he was some British multimillionaire. Everything worked out fine for him in terms of money and a sense of humor. He was standing calmly, waiting for his driver to enjoy his 15 minutes of fame, and even played along with him.

3. Men’s rules

We often hear about rules for men that women come up with. Now it’s time to take a look at rules that men have for women.

Learn to put the toilet seat back down. You’re a big girl. If its lifted, just lower it. We need it lifted, and you need it lowered. We don’t complain that you left it lowered.
Sunday is a TV sports day. It’s like a lunar cycle or ebb and flow. And so be it.
Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we will never think differently.
Whimpering is blackmail.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a disease. Go see a doctor.
You have just enough clothes.
When we go somewhere together, any clothes will do. Honestly.
If you’re not going to dress like girls from TV series, don’t expect us to act like men from TV series.
If you ask us a question that you do not want to hear an answer to, then wait for an answer you do not want to hear.
Come to us with a problem only if you want to solve it. This is what we do. For compassion, you have your girlfriends.