Weekly Fun: Playing Tic-Tac-Toe with Pets, Washing Hands to Your Favorite Songs, and Stealing Toilet Paper
Every week, our editorial team dugs up the funniest and the most ridiculous bits of news and prepares a compilation of life stories and situations, chucklesome videos, amusing texts, memes, and a variety of jokes and wisecracks to make you grin from ear to ear. Reading our selection of Weekly Fun stuff without a doubt equals having a whale of a time.
How to wash your hands to the popular hits
William Gibson, a teenager from Britain, created a website that allows you to generate a poster with the lyrics of your favorite song and handwashing infographics.
This is an alternative to the twenty-second soaping process to the Happy Birthday song proposed by the World Health Organization. The site gets “ideas” for instructions from the Genius lyrics online library. Besides, you can choose a cleanser that you’ll be using – either soap or gel – and it will be depicted on the poster. More than 200 thousand posters were generated over the first three days.
but above all this, i wish you wash your hands pic.twitter.com/6ddbm3zEP2
— New Jersey (@NJGov) March 10, 2020
Washing in the name of...
— RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (@RATM) March 9, 2020
On this occasion it's best you do what they tell ya pic.twitter.com/unDdBh1HDh
wash your damn hands. #WashYourLyrics pic.twitter.com/hXF0HPrWi3
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 10, 2020
PSA: There is a handwashing lyrics generator to sing your way through the Covid-19 outbreak. It pairs your favorite songs with instructions on how to wash your hands properly! https://t.co/Kq7q9soj4s
— Florina Gobel (@FlorinaGobel) March 11, 2020
Look, I'm a silver lining, gotta gamify to not terrify kinda person, okay. pic.twitter.com/PxWnYDssnB
Getting tired of singing "Happy Birthday" to time out your handwashing? Check out this new site that tells you how long to wash your hands based on your favorite song lyrics! 🎶
— Woman's Hospital (@WomansHospital) March 11, 2020
Guess what song we used?💃🏽🎤🙌🏾https://t.co/9kRFmxc1OM pic.twitter.com/hKHUgbfurn
New songs to wash your hands to! This website generates a poster with your lyrics printed on it!
— Jude Harrison (@drjudeharrison) March 11, 2020
Here is my Gloria Gaynor-inspired effort#WashYourLyrics#COVID2019uk https://t.co/uFcpK6EByc pic.twitter.com/mh4kgWkLjj
23 years ago today “Welcome to Hellmouth” aired, giving us all the gift of our beloved Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
— Buffering the Vampire Slayer (@bufferingcast) March 10, 2020
And here, thematically, are the lyrics to Welcome to the Hellmouth for you to sing in celebration while you wash your hands! Wow. pic.twitter.com/QQu6ZkrIsV
Omg. This site allows you to generate a poster of your favorite lyrics to the duration of how long you’re supposed to wash your hands for! https://t.co/vXYmfEgKMS pic.twitter.com/BCIuyqYNDG
— The Priyanka Bird 🐦 (@Priyanka101) March 10, 2020
PSA: Tip during the #coronavirus outbreak, you should wash your hands often and long as it takes to sing these lyrics from @BTS_twt’s #MicDrop 🔥 pic.twitter.com/9DjP5xzumu
— Power Radio (@wearepoweruk) March 10, 2020
To be honest, I'd just carry on singing the whole song.#WashYourLyrics pic.twitter.com/RGZYa49fHo
— Iain Kings 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇯🇵 (@iaink85) March 9, 2020
Taylor the Latte Boy, wash your hands and bring me joy... ☕️🧼 #WashYourLyrics #TaylorTheLatteBoy pic.twitter.com/0aNDJRH9D4
— Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth) March 10, 2020
Covid 19, sashay away! Hennies, it's important to wash your hands and the first verse of my song Love Yourself is the perfect amount of time to rid yourself of those nasty germs. 😷 So practice self care and love yourself at the same time! #washyourlyrics pic.twitter.com/SieGj5aS3L
— Billy Porter (@theebillyporter) March 11, 2020
🎶 I made a little site in 24h that generates hand washing instructions accompanied by lyrics from a song of your choice instantly - check it out!
— william ⚡️ (@neoncloth) March 8, 2020
🔗 https://t.co/JKAQRYy5Yz pic.twitter.com/S1bDLyKt6C
Proper Dutch people had stocked up on herring, cereal, and marijuana before quarantine began
On March 16, many European countries launched strict quarantine measures, which imply the closure of all non-grocery stores, entertainment and educational institutions. The Netherlands was no exception. Well, all sensible Dutch people lined up in kilometer-long queues for strategic marijuana reserves after the announcement of the quarantine regime. Even the ban of mass gatherings did not become a barrier for lovers of marijuana for medicinal purposes. Dozens of pot lovers lined up in front of specialized stores.
the whole country basically goes on lockdown tonight and all dutch ppl rush out to buy WEED pic.twitter.com/riGHTPvkF5
— lau (@hausofIau) March 15, 2020
Buyers told reporters that they want to stock up on marijuana for the quarantine period as it may be hard to get it the next month. According to the latest information, there are 1,135 people infected with the virus in the Netherlands, and 20 people have already died.
Don’t even think of stealing toilet paper! An ancient Japanese curse is cast upon it
The COVID-19 pandemic caused an unprecedented panic among people. People around the world are buying medical masks, sanitizers, cereals, canned food, and, for some reason, toilet paper in large quantities. After all, the main thing during quarantine is to keep your tushy clean. Those who spent all their money on masks realize that there’s no way to live without toilet paper and begin to steal it. To minimize theft, one of the stores in Japan cast a dreadful curse on toilet paper. These hieroglyphs on the plate warn thieves: the one who takes a roll of toilet paper will be eaten by a hungry monster.
最近、仕事場のお客様用トイレのペーパーのストックがどんどんなくなっちゃうの😢
— みんく🐶 (@moemoekohu) March 4, 2020
なので、気分転換に手作りインテリアでちょっと模様替えしてみたらトイペなくならなくなったよ〜👌😊 pic.twitter.com/JvNjZXDmce
Store staff claim this is a joke, but the curse works! Since the plate appeared, no thefts have been recorded. Japanese people are so superstitious, after all.
Manicure with crown… coronavirus
Here’s the new Instagram trend: manicure with medical masks and images of the SARS-CoV-2 virus. The pandemic forces us to abandon our usual way of life, forces us to cover our beautiful faces with masks, and stay at home. What the pandemic cannot do, though, is kill our impulse to create art. Nail art with the image of coronavirus is not only damn beautiful but also quite useful.
- It serves a constant reminder that danger is nearby, and that sanitizer is your best friend.
- Biting your nails is inconvenient with a manicure, which means you will not pull dirty fingers into your mouth.
Don’t forget to make sure that no dirt gathers underneath your nails and that the salon meets all sanitation requirements. Here’s a compilation for your inspiration:
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A dangerous TikTok trend or a challenge that is better to be ignored: people are licking toilet seats on planes
We’ve already covered TikTok internal policies that did not recommend promoting “unattractive” people on the platform.
But somehow single-digit IQ is a direct prerequisite for taking the first place in TikTok trends since it’s much more difficult to surprise a sophisticated user, and the more absurd the challenge, the bigger public resonance it will cause.
TikTok coronavirus challenge encourages users to risk becoming infected.
Ava Louise, the one who came up with the challenge, is defiantly licking the seat of the toilet on a plane.
Y’all participating in the new Corona Challenge? This is on a plane btw... pic.twitter.com/w1XwVRZd87
— Cash ✌🏾HYPE (@CashNastyGaming) March 15, 2020
Everything would seem quite clear – this individual doesn’t seem to show any glimpses of intelligence, but Ava Louise has followers (you can find them in replies to this tweet). If you think with common sense, it becomes evident that getting coronavirus this way is not that easy, but you can get E. coli, staph infection, and many more unpleasant things. Thank God on March 16, the challenge disappeared from TikTok. Feeling frustrated, the seat licker posted an Instagram story, in which she accused elderly people of ruining the USA and its economy and said that she sees the manifestation of Darwinism in coronavirus.
Penguins from Chicago’s Shedd Aquarium decided to visit their fishermen friends during the quarantine. Prepare your cuteness detectors and get ready for a wave of positivity
Thousands of people got upset because the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago was quarantined due to the coronavirus pandemic. Dozens of penguins rejoice because now they can walk around the entire oceanarium. Shedd Aquarium employees let penguins out from their enclosures so they can wander around the building and meet their neighbors from the aquarium. It doesn’t mean that penguins are allowed to do everything and that they can make a mess like in the Project X movie. They are under the close supervision of oceanarium staff who share adorable videos of these cute animals.
Penguins in the Amazon?! 🐧🌴
— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) March 15, 2020
Some of the penguins went on a field trip to meet other animals at Shedd. Wellington seemed most interested in the fishes in Amazon Rising! The black-barred silver dollars also seemed interested in their unusual visitor. pic.twitter.com/KgYWsp5VQD
The adventure continues! 🐧🐧
— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) March 16, 2020
This morning, Edward and Annie explored Shedd’s rotunda. They are a bonded pair of rockhopper penguins, which means they are together for nesting season. Springtime is nesting season for penguins at Shedd, and this year is no different! (1/3) 👇 pic.twitter.com/VdxN3oQAfe
While this may be a strange time for us, these days feel normal for animals at Shedd. Our caregivers are constantly providing new experiences for the animals to explore and express their natural behaviors with. Let us know what penguin activities you would like to see! (3/3) pic.twitter.com/ftlow7iPHl
— Shedd Aquarium (@shedd_aquarium) March 16, 2020
A safe TikTok trend: plating tic-tac-toe with your pets
If you are used to being in the spotlight or somewhere near and constantly communicate with people, then the idea of discussing the situation in the country with a dog does not seem that absurd on the third day of the coronavirus quarantine. Users of the Chinese social media platform TitTok decided to play the popular tic-tac-toe game with their pets. Cats, dogs, turtles, and rabbits take part in the game, and even fish don’t mind playing a round. The rules remain classic, except that pets’ owners put zeros and crosses for them, while the animals only need to poke the cell with a muzzle or a paw.
Twitter users were happy to share videos of them playing with their pets. Some decided to compete with their cats who turned out to be losers in the game:
“how’s self quarantine going?” pic.twitter.com/6dzU8UjoeZ
— iqra (@iqraanabi) March 15, 2020
what a sore loser pic.twitter.com/FvupvsHVZj
— iqra (@iqraanabi) March 16, 2020
Some enjoyed playing tic-tac-toe with turtles:
“How’s nationwide self-quarantine going?” pic.twitter.com/oP7sdQiUPA
— Tom Brady Stan Account (@MatthewFoldi) March 14, 2020
Day 3 without football: Just beat my Turtle at Tic-tac-toe.pic.twitter.com/WSeM44v7jJ
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) March 15, 2020
One cat also struggled to participate in the game:
“how’s self quarantine going?”
— sab ★~(◡‿◡✿) (@ainaasabreena) March 16, 2020
Where do I get a refund for a broken cat? pic.twitter.com/LOTAKPHgbn
Seems like things work differently with bunnies:
I tried........ but it works different with bunnies... pic.twitter.com/NCwg6MKnIW
— NagatoPyon (@Nagato_Pyon) March 16, 2020