In Handy Tips, we find ways to improve your life and make it easier and explain why these tips work. Today, we will tell you about 4 easy ways to get rid of guests who just won’t leave.
1. Deprive them of conveniences
Take away the stuff that makes them comfortable at your house. No need to throw firecrackers or a bunch of Trump’s best quotes into the toilet – simply take the toilet paper away or turn off the water. This way, even the most intelligent guests will quickly begin to gather their stuff and get going.
2. Assign them errands
“It’s so nice you are all still here! I was just about to clean up the garage, and some extra hands will surely come in handy!” These extra hands will immediately lean towards their coats.
3. Stage a fight
Just do not overdo it and do not break things. You need to stage a quiet family scandal when arguments hurt your opponent worse than a knife, but at the same time, everything looks so serene the witnesses’ blood runs cold.
4. Last resort
Are they still there? Then you can remove all the bottles from the table as a last resort with a clear conscience. Literally all of them. When your dear guests go to the store to get more, quickly get dressed, and leave.