Weekly Fun: Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Candle, a Church That Looks Like a Bar, and the Office Intro With Dogs

Every week, our editorial team dugs up the funniest and the most ridiculous bits of news and prepares a compilation of life stories and situations, chucklesome videos, amusing texts, memes, and a variety of jokes and wisecracks to make you grin from ear to ear. Reading our selection of Weekly Fun stuff without a doubt equals having a whale of a time.

Smell Gwyneth Paltrow’s orgasm for just $75

Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand now offers a candle that smells like an orgasm. It is created in collaboration with a fragrances brand Heretic. Judging by the description on the site, the candle smells of grapefruit, blackcurrant, neroli, Turkish rose, and green tea. The price of the new item is $75.

The candle is called This Smells Like My Orgasm. Back in winter, we wrote that you could buy a candle that smells like a vagina, and, by the way, its batch was completely sold out in two hours. Gwyneth introduced the candle on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and told how her life has changed during quarantine:

In Argentina, a priest opened a church under the guise of a bar

In Argentina, quarantine measures do not include the work of the church. Religious gatherings and services of more than 10 people are prohibited. Pastor Daniel Cattaneo was outraged at this fact and opened the gospel church under the guise of a bar. The priests dressed up as waiters and carried the Bible to visitors on trays.

The priest said that he wants to exercise the constitutional right to practice his religion even in a pandemic. In addition to the “bar,” Cattaneo is going to arrange an analog of an outdoor cinema near the temple cemetery.

Corgi insists that his owner scratch his sides

An owner of a Corgi named Norman recorded a short video in which Norman demands that his human mother continue to scratch his sides. When Tish stops scratching Norman's sides, he quietly growls and demands continuation. We do not understand why you are still reading this text – go and watch the video, and don't forget to turn on the sound!

The intro of The Office series was re-shot with dogs in leading roles

It would seem that the intro of the legendary The Office series could not be done better, but if you add dogs to it, you get the perfect 30 seconds. By the way, the idea is not new, and a pretty similar thing was already filmed in 2017. The truth is, all the roles there were played by only one dog, but it was adorable anyway.

Elephant stole a cap from a photographer and became famous on the Internet

In this difficult time, few things can be as joyful as good coronavirus cases statistics and videos with animals. This video proves that even elephants have a sense of humor. This thought fills the heart and soul up with warmth.

A video in which an elephant pulls off a cap from a wildlife photographer to try whether it fits it or not blew up the Internet and gained 4.5 million views in two days. We invite you to join hundreds of thousands of admiring viewers right now. Click on the play and watch it!

Elon Musk and Grimes managed to circumvent the laws of California

Elon Musk continues to make shows for his projects and for his personal and life – and he is doing great!

In one of our Weekly Fun articles, we wrote that Musk and Grimes decided not to give their son a common human name. Social media users have been wondering what the strange name meant for a long time, but soon the intrigue was revealed by Grimes herself. As it turned out, X is an unknown variable; Æ is the elven pronunciation of Ai (love and/or artificial intelligence); A-12 is the precursor to SR-17 (Grimes and Musk’s favorite aircraft); A stood for Archangel, the singer’s favorite song.

Of course, there were some misunderstandings with California laws prohibiting the presence of numbers in the name – what a blatant Martian discrimination! Parents came up with a trick and renamed the boy to X Æ A-XII, where the last three letters can also be considered Roman numerals. And the trick worked. In evidence, Musk showed his son’s birth certificate with the name X AE A-XII Musk.

This is what Star Wars Ewoks would look like without fur

Nature is not a fool and will not make you extremely hairy for no reason. And it simply works this way: if you are destined to have dense fur, you should keep things that way. And the other way around – if you were born to live with hairless skin, you shouldn’t try to get any fur. And although the Ewok race was not invented by nature but only by George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, this thesis is fully applicable to them.

Ewoks would easily get on the top three cutest creatures of the entire universe list. Of course, after you and baby Yoda. Anyway, the designer responsible for the appearance of the creatures in Star Wars has recently shocked the Ewoks’ fans. Davis showed what the Ewok costume looks like during the assembly process. The creature is deprived of fur and looks more like a character in a horror movie.

Commentators had different opinions: half called the creature a monster, while others felt that it looked like Shrek (although it’s also difficult to call him handsome!)

A simple trick that can surprise anyone except Archimedes

Warning: do not show the trick to those fond of humanities – you can be burned at stake!

We dedicate this article, this “street magic,” to those who have forgotten about physics as if it was a nightmare right after graduation from school. This construction of just three toothpicks can hold a bottle of water. The prankster Archimedes was able to explain how it works, and the Egyptians came up with this “street magic” when they were building pyramids. Now this magic is available to you.

A cat fell in love with cardboard Danny de Vito and can’t let it go

Everyone’s love for Danny de Vito gave rise to a whole cult of admirers, who even create altars for him. A cat named Quincy also suddenly fell in love with a cardboard Danny and now refuses to leave him. Quincy sleeps with a cardboard actor and follows him everywhere. In general, few actors can boast of having fans even among animals.